Moo ha ha. Am snitching this from Urshie and Evvy 'cause I have nothing better to do.

if i were a month, i would be: November
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Sunday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 12:07am
if i were a planet, i would be: Pluto (it's still a planet in my mind, dammit!)
if i were a sea animal, i would be: A lionfish
if i were a direction, i would be: North-east
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: An antique vanity
if i were a sin, i would be: Pride
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Aspasia of Miletus
if i were a liquid, i would be: Rosewater
if i were a stone, i would be: Black opal
if i were a tree, i would be: Kumquat tree
if i were a bird, i would be: Splendid fairy-wren
if i were a tool, i would be: A magnifying glass
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: A rosebush
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Changeable
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: A Tolkein-esque elf
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A really old violin
if i were an animal, i would be: An Arabian horse
if i were a colour, i would be: Sepia
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Onion (layers )
if i were a sound, i would be: An orchestra warming up
if i were an element, i would be: Fire
if i were a car, i would be: Broken
if i were a song, i would be: "Anyone Can Whistle"
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Tim Burton
if i were a book, i would be written by: Roald Dahl
if i were a food, i would be: Turkish Delight
if i were a place, i would be: Paris
if i were a material, i would be: Hessian
if i were a taste, i would be: Sweet
if i were a scent, i would be: Coffee beans and horse leather
if i were a religion, i would be: Christianity
if i were a word, i would be: Romance
if i were an object, i would be: Driftwood
if i were a body part, i would be: Hair
if i were a facial expression, i would be: One raised eyebrow
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Drama
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Belle
if i were a shape, i would be: Squiggly
if i were a number, i would be: 17

And as a final little anecdote-y thingywhoop ... as noted in the header, I've been watching my lovely DVDs of the television series "The Tudors", privately delighting in finding all the inaccuracies and generally being entertained by politics and sex. But I've finished watching all the episodes now. All I have to say is that the final scene in the final episode, however much it shouldn't have, made me absolutely piss myself laughing. I don't think that was the intention. But I cracked up. Poor Anne *snickers*

May your days be full of caffeine.

~Brackynn~